01 · Ask
Tell Pork what you want.
"$220 sneakers." "A fourth latte." "Concert tickets." Type the thing and the price. Pork goes still and starts reading your numbers.
Anti-spending app · iPhone
Says no for a living.
Meet Pork, your personal AI accountability pig. Tell him what you want to buy and how much it costs. Pork checks it against your real paycheck and fixed bills, rejects the purchase, and roasts you until you put your wallet away.
Held
You resisted. Pork respects you, briefly. No-spend streak +1.
Caved
You bought it anyway. Pork roasts you for folding. Streak resets.
Streak
Every no-spend day stacks. Don't be the reason it resets.
How it works
Ask. Get rejected. Live with it.
Set your income and fixed bills once. After that every impulse runs the same loop: you ask, Pork does the math, and you log what you actually did.
02 · Get rejected
The verdict, with receipts.
Pork weighs it against your paycheck and fixed bills, denies the request, and tells you, loudly, exactly why you don't need it.
03 · Caved or held
Every ask goes on the record.
Tap Held if you walked away, Caved if you folded. Pork roasts the caves all over again, and your no-spend streak lives or dies on it.
Two modes of tough love
Pick your punishment.
Pork is a purpose-built AI agent with two settings. Same denial, different delivery. Pick the voice that actually stops you.
Barks orders. Counts what you own.
Drill Sergeant makes you earn the right to spend a cent: no excuses, no "just this once."
"$220 sneakers? You own NINE pairs, recruit. Request DENIED. Drop and give me zero purchases."Pork · drill sergeant mode
A comedian roasting your cart.
Savage is a stand-up comedian who roasts your shopping cart until buying it feels too embarrassing to go through with.
"A fourth $7 latte today? Your barista's buying a boat. You're buying regret and oat milk."Pork · savage mode
What you're signing up for
No guilt-tripping spreadsheets. No boring graphs. Just a pig with a vendetta against your impulse buys.
Pork · your AI accountability pig
Why it works
A budget that doesn't cheer for you.
No. 01
Math you can't argue with.
Your paycheck, minus the fixed bills due before the next one, minus everything you've already caved on. What's left is what's left. Pork just reads it back.
No. 02
Built on your real money.
Add income weekly or monthly. Add fixed expenses (rent, subscriptions, groceries, loans) from a built-in list or your own, billed weekly, monthly, quarterly or yearly.
No. 03
A streak you'll actually keep.
Every day you don't cave adds to your no-spend streak. Watch it climb. The fear of resetting it does more than any savings chart ever could.
No. 04
Reminders that keep you honest.
Pork pings you about that "thing" you wanted last Tuesday, just to ask if you still need it. (You don't.) Impulse buys don't get to sneak back.
Everything Pork does
The whole spec sheet.
Two AI roast modes: Drill Sergeant & Savage
Weekly or monthly income tracking
Fixed expenses on weekly, monthly, quarterly & yearly cycles
Predefined & custom expense categories
Instant purchase rejections with personalized mockery
Caved / Held tracking on every ask
No-spend streak counter
Full history log of every purchase you talked yourself out of
Push reminders so impulse buys don't sneak back
FAQ
Stuff people ask Pork.
What is NextPaycheck?
NextPaycheck is an anti-spending app for iPhone. Instead of charts and spreadsheets, you get Pork, an AI accountability pig who checks every purchase against your real paycheck and fixed bills, rejects the ones you can't afford, and roasts you until you put your wallet away.
Who is Pork?
Pork is the app's mascot and a purpose-built AI agent. You tell Pork what you want to buy and how much it costs; Pork does the math and denies the request with personality, in Drill Sergeant or Savage mode.
What's the difference between Drill Sergeant and Savage mode?
Drill Sergeant barks orders, counts the things you already own, and makes you earn the right to spend. Savage is a stand-up comedian who roasts your shopping cart until buying it feels embarrassing. Same denial, different delivery.
How does NextPaycheck decide what I can afford?
Add your income (weekly or monthly) and your fixed expenses on weekly, monthly, quarterly or yearly cycles. Pork subtracts the bills due before your next paycheck and everything you've already caved on, then judges each new purchase against what's actually left.
What are Caved and Held?
Every ask goes in your log. Tap Held if you resisted and Pork respects you (briefly). Tap Caved if you bought it anyway, and Pork roasts you again for folding. Your choices stay on the record.
What is the no-spend streak?
Every day you don't cave adds to your no-spend streak. It climbs the longer you hold the line and resets the moment you cave. A simple, slightly terrifying reason to keep your money where it is.
Who is NextPaycheck for?
Impulse shoppers, doom-scrollers with a checkout habit, anyone saving for something real, and people who got bored of serious budgeting apps in a week. If a polite reminder won't stop you, maybe a furious pig will.
It's not a budget. It's a sigh.
Download NextPaycheck, ask Pork, and keep your money. From Arai Tech. Pork lives on your phone and would rather not be consulted, but here we are.
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